starsystemcorvus:

Life goals: Write a story so weird that Studio Ghibli will want to animate it and the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket its premiere.

starsystemcorvus:

kielbasa:

too true.

My cousin once asked me if I wanted one of these and made the mistake of giving me the container when I said yes

starsystemcorvus:

kielbasa:

too true.

My cousin once asked me if I wanted one of these and made the mistake of giving me the container when I said yes

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

coelasquid:

Whenever I see stand-up comics do bits about how women can’t get along and that introducing women to each other is like trying to stop cats from fighting I have to wonder if they’re aware women exist outside of high school comedies written by dudes.

You just created a potato golem to fight a dragon. He’s gonna get fried.

outofcontextdnd:

-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.

boromirs:

its like in the great stories, mr frodo, the ones on ao3

nashscribblings:

The whole thing with Riot banning LoL players for being bigoted, racist manchild homophobes has brought a curious double-standard to light, to wit:

If you are subjected to slurs, insults and abuse, you should just get over it.

If you’re prevented from hurling slurs, insults and abuse, your rights are being violated and it is worst than ten holocausts.

So, a summation of gamer’s rights by these poor banned players: “I have the right to threaten to rape you, and you have the right to take it.”

Is it any wonder that single player remains my mode of choice?

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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