"You have now created a Holy Shit elemental."

DM, after the druid cast ‘Bless water’ and ‘Animate water’ in a sewer full of demons. (via outofcontextdnd)

boywitch:

raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”

jennytrout:

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

How did this happen? What event is this the end result of?

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

chipsprites:

Oh really?

chipsprites:

Oh really?

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miinka:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

redqueenwildboy:

THESE FAKERS ARE RUINING BALL-IN-A-CUP FOR THE REAL TRUE HARDCORE BALL-CUPPERSDON’T BE FOOLED. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.

redqueenwildboy:

THESE FAKERS ARE RUINING BALL-IN-A-CUP FOR THE REAL TRUE HARDCORE BALL-CUPPERS

DON’T BE FOOLED.

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.

anoia:

ur face while drawing expressions like 

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Writing the dramatic death scene

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.